Detective Andy Haynes is on the case.

imandyhaynes:

What?! (Taken with instagram)

Hilarious King Temp Outtakes

nickturnercomedy:

These are outtakes from Jason and I’s scene’s in King Temp.  I think magic was involved. 

seanoconnor:

Hey!

I have some headlining dates coming up. Come to one or all of them!

July 5&6th at Arlington Drafthouse in Arlington, VA

July 12-15 at The Comedy Underground in Seattle with Nick Turner & Andy Haynes

July 25 - STAND UP LIVE in Phoenix, Arizona.

October 24-28 - Denver Comedy Works.

imandyhaynes:

Deep into tour planning. (Taken with instagram)

Best lines form the Ghostbusters 3 Script.  Can’t wait!

nickturnercomedy:

I found the script online. I’m not gonna post it but you can do some Googling if you really care. These are the 10 funniest lines I found in the script if you want a preview:

1) “I remember a time when we only had one black guy working here.”

2) “It seems that 3 decades of…

imandyhaynes:

Couchsurfin’ UFO. (Taken with instagram)

seanoconnor:

Hey,

I’m going be at the Bridgetown Comedy Festival this Thurs-Sun. Here are my shows! Please come to one or all.

PORTLAND: This weekend is Bridgetown. Here is a list of my shows: 
$10.00 - Thursday, April 12, 2012, 9:00 pm BoSsaNova 

Young Guns
$15.00 - Friday, April 13, 2012, 11:00 pm EAGLES LODGE

Tabor Lounge Primetime
$10.00 - Saturday, April 14, 2012, 9:00 pm @ Mt. Tabor Theater Lounge

Hollywood Closing Show
$20.00 - Sunday, April 15, 2012, 7:00 pm - HOLLYWOOD THEATER

imandyhaynes:

First socialized healthcare, then square ass chips… (Taken with instagram)

seanoconnor:

SEX Q & A WITH 12 YEAR OLD ME (PART II)

This is part 2 of the on-going series of emails that I have been sending to myself as a 12 year old. I’ve already explained the glitch my cell phone has that allows it to send and receive emails to and from the past like a technological version of the…

nickturnercomedy:

I still got a ticket (Taken with instagram)